Dog Joke!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a signin front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells himthe dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labradorretriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk whenI was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told theCIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figureda dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. Butthe jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't gettingany younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at theairport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspiciouscharacters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings andwas awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies,and now I'm just retired'. The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit'.

Dog Parks!

Map of Long Island Dog Parks Although there are not many dog parks on LI, check back to this posting to see if the number grows. Dog Parks are great for "socializing" your dog. Let your dog be all the canine she can be! An additional perk, dog parks are great for socializing PEOPLE too. Exercise, common interests, singles scene. . . Have fun and bond with your pet at the dog park near you.

Then and NOW

Burt, the Tabby cat, was born May 2006, here is a "baby" photo I had to share,

Sneaker and Walker

Once Upon a time there was a dog named Walker, and he had good friend named Sneaker,Walker and Sneaker do everything together, but Sneaker prefers, to be out in front! To learn more about the affectionate and loyal Vizslas, visit the AKC breed profile